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The Arrogant Worms
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I Ran Away
Arrogant Worms
I remember back when I was still in school These bullies always picked on me, they called me a fool They knocked me on the ground! They rubbed dog poop in my ears! They kicked me, they punched me They said, 'Come and fight you wimp!'
(What'd you do??!!)
I faked I had an injury then I ran away
I ran away, I ran away Danger stared me in the face and I ran away The children always laughed at me after that day When I said I tore my ACL and I ran away
I was playing one day in my backyard When I made the perfect snowball, round and smooth and hard I spotted nasty Ted Jablonski! I let fly the perfect snowball! It smashed the neighbour's windshield! He came out and said, 'Who the hell did that?!'
(What'd you do??!!)
I pointed at my sister and then I ran away
I ran away, I ran away Danger stared me in the face and I ran away My sister was grounded for three years and a day So I said she was adopted and then I ran away
I was walking with my girlfriend one night Two guys were sitting on a bench, they pointed at her and said 'She's a fat, ugly tramp!' 'She smells like peanut butter!' 'She's a loser!' 'She's pedantic!' 'She's a mediocre soccer player!' My girlfriend said, 'Make them stop!'
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I dumped my girlfriend on the spot then I ran away
I ran away, I ran away Danger stared me in the face and I ran away The honour of my woman was on the line that day So I told my girlfriend I was gay and I ran away
I was walking by myself last week When the devil himself appeared in front of me He had fire all around him! He smelled like a burning tire dump! He opened his mouth, he pointed at me and he said 'Mike, you're next!'
(What'd you do??!!)
I came up to the devil! I poked the devil on the shoulder!
I said, 'Look over there,' and then I ran away
I ran away, I ran away Danger stared me in the face and I ran away I'm hoping that the devil smokes two packs a day 'Cause my day of reckoning is here and I ran away
I ran away, I ran away Danger stared me in the face and I ran away Whenever I was challenged I collapsed like a souffle But I'm still alive to sing this song 'cause I ran away
Oh yes I ran (oh yes he ran) Oh yes I ran (oh yes he ran) Oh yes I ran (oh yes he ran) Oh yes I ran I ran away!
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