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Arrogant Worms
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Pressure Washer
I'm a real guy I like real guy things Like boats and guns and onion rings But household chores need a power resolution I went to the store and purchased the solution
I got a pressure washer I like it a lot 'Cause it makes cleaning destructive
Now I blow away the dirt and obliterate the muck I pressure wash my fence and my couch and my truck Nothing's dirty in the house though things are a little damp
My cat's clean now even though it's bald It's fur is in a corner of my neighbour's yard I've got a new kid but diapers aren't a problem I pressure washed his butt he'll never pee on me again
I got a pressure washer (He likes it a lot) I got a pressure washer (He cleaned up the tot)
Sure I may be squirting water but in my head I'm a sergeant with a flamethrower spewing out death I've got 2000 psi of awesome killing force Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
Look out commies, here comes Mike Rambo With his 50 mm pressure washer look at him go Jehovah's witnesses come and shake my hand I pressure washed their literature and now they understand I got a pressure washer
One day I was out pressure washing my lawn My neighbour came home with a big smile on He pulled out a brand new Gas powered Turbo charged 90 gauge Super mega mega mega washer With a DVD drive
Damn IT!!!
I need a bigger pressure washer (he needs a bigger pressure washer) X2 I need a bigger pressure washer X3 Or maybe a hummer
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