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Bart Baker
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Elastic Heart Parody
Prepare to watch a vid so dumb You'll be so grateful when it's done Shia LaBeouf doesn't have much on He looks like a half-naked dirty bum And this little blonde girl is such a freak With such an odd limber physique The whole thing's just them in a cage Doing this pedophile ballet Hey creep get away! I'm twelve you're twenty-eight! No one's going to understand what this is They're gonna think we're geniuses! Your underwear's dirty And smells really putrid I'm method acting that's my shit Good God you're so Disgusting! Sia why aren't you in this Thing? I don't appear in videos Or face the audience at shows Do you hate when folks watch you sing? No it's a pretentious art thing Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Besides i'd rather people watch this You two dancing like idiots Hey! A mini-me but without boobs And a creep whose beard looks like pubes This does not seem legal! This is art you asshole! Who are you guys? We are the FBI! Put the twelve year old down now Shia You're under arrest for dancing with a young child! Hands up right now pedophile! Don't arrest him This was all my idea Who the hell are you? I am Sia If this pedo video was made by you I guess we will arrest you too! There's no need to arrest me I tweeted an apology!
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