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Weird Al Yankovic( Alfred Matthew Yankovic )
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Like a Surgeon
Lyricist:Thomas Kelly, Billy Steinberg, Alfred Matthew Yankovic
I finally made it through med school Somehow I made it through I'm just an intern I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class Barely passed at the institute Now I'm trying to avoid, yeah, I'm trying to avoid A malpractice suit
Hey, like a surgeon Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Organ transplants are my line
Better give me all your gauche nurse This patient's fading fast Complications have set in Don't know how long he'll last
Let me see, that I.V. Here we go, time to operate I'll pull his insides out, pull his insides out And see what he ate Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
Like a surgeon, hey Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Here's a waiver for you to sign
It's a fact, I'm a quack The disgrace of the A.M.A. 'Cause my patients die, yeah my patients die Before they can pay
Like a surgeon, hey Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Got your kidneys on my mind
Like a surgeon, ooh, like a surgeon When I reach inside With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors Oh ho, oh ho
Ooh baby, yeah I can hear your heartbeat For the very last time
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